The Dolphin Times

A pod of humans disrupts traditional route! Our dorsal fins are still recovering from a near death experience!

This is heartstopping! This group was out in the Sea of Cortez recklessly when they came in our path while a human on a board flailed its arms around. They caught this violation of dolphin rights on camera…

Wow! Could you imagine any more egregious behaviour? This is becoming a frequent occurence!

Share this important video with your friends and tell them to avoid humans.

Oh, and yes we all have names and can humans

So in this age of viral media, this link popped up on my facebook newsfeed. Here’s the screenshot of the original post. Think the alternative message from dolphins is better, personally.